A few summers ago, I started my own hike guiding service. At the time I had long hair all around. It was hot and bothersome for hiking all day. I needed to chop some hair off for airflow. I was thinking off chopping it all off, but a few nights before my barber appointment, my friend Moe changed my mind. You see Moe has this zest for life that is unmatched, it really is admirable. One night, Moe decided to put on a mullet wig and adopt the person of “Moe Dirt”. Out on the town we went. It was the best night ever. It seemed like so much fun to have a mullet, even if it only was a wig. I decided the next morning, “I’m cutting my hair into a mullet. Worse comes to worse, I’ll chop it all off in a week.” That was 2 years ago… Life seems to have only gotten zestier since then. I love it. Landscaper’s Special has certainly earned a spot on my head for a long time.