My name's Tyde, and I live on Kauai where the sun's hot, the chickens run wild, and I ride my bike faster than the wind!
I wear a mullet because it's the ultimate adventure haircut.
It's short in the front so I can zoom on my bike without hair in my eyes.
It's long in the back so when I ride fast, it sticks out like a Rooster Tail----just like the chickens in our yard when they take off running!
Everyone says it looks like I'm going so fast, my hair's trying to keep up.
I say it's because I need business in the front (for serious chicken chasing) ....
and party in the back (for beach days and birthday cake).
Plus, when I shake my head real fast, it makes me look like a rockstar.
Even the chickens stop and stare.
so yeah---my mullet's not just a haircut.
It's a lifestyle.
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