Ruger came into the world with two things; an unshakable love for freedom and a natural sense of style. One day, while watching an old VHS tape of 1980s wrestling legends, NASCAR highlights, and a bald eagle soaring over the Grand Canyon, it hit him like a firework to the heart- the hairstyle of true American greatness: the mullet. From that day forward the mullet became more than a haircut. It became a mission. A symbol. A tribute to those who paved the way- from George Washington to Billy Ray Cyrus- a torch passed from generation to generation of freedom-loving folks with bold dreams and even bolder hair.
Now when Ruger walks into a room, there's a ripple in the flag. Bald eagles nod with respect. Fireworks spontaneously go off in the distance. Because this isn't just a haircut- its a declaration: "I stand for liberty, lemonade stands, and letting my hair fly free in the breeze of this great nation"
God bless the USA and God bless that mullet.