Mom and dad are cops. Mom is a Marine Corps veteran. Strict hair regulations have always been a part of mom and dad’s life until I was born. From minute one of day one these luscious locks were meant to grow into the mullet you see today. Dad became jealous of the mullet trend and now he gets to live through me. The long hair would bug me a little when it first started to get long but it grew on me, literally. Now the back of my neck is bug free and requires zero sunblock.