When I was three years old I thought I wanted a crew cut like my big brother. Come to find out, I wanted nothing to do with a haircut so my mom gave me a modified mohawk/mullet that has stuck ever since. I’ve been rocking this mullet for going on 7 years now!
“Ladies and gentlemen… hailing from the backroads of the Show-Me State, where the beer’s cold, the engines are loud, and the mullets flow like the mighty Mississippi… weighing in at just enough to throw a haymaker and still outrun a lawnmower… he’s the outlaw of the Ozarks, the bruiser of the backwoods, the king of chaos and camo—give it up for…
REEEEDNECK… FREEDOM!!
USA Mullet Champ proudly supports JAH4WW once again this year!
100% of the donations made during the 2025 competition will directly benefit JAH4WW, allowing them to continue their mission to “Serve Those Who Serve Us”.