“School’s Out for Summer 2 – The Flow Awakens”

It started with a glacier and a pandemic. In the lonely alpine silence of Mount Shasta, then–climbing ranger Paul Moore let the back breathe. Clippers were banished. Business up front, quarantine in the back. A mullet was born.

Fast-forward four years and a few thousand math problems later — Mr. Moore, now a 5th-grade teacher with a chalk-stained soul and a mullet full of mischief, returns for Round 2 of the USA Mullet Championships. Last year he finished 5th nationally. This year? He’s gunning for gold.

His mullet, "School’s Out for Summer", isn’t just hair. It’s an educational weapon. It slices through apathy like a hot ruler through butter. When he walks into class, the kids straighten up — not out of fear, but because greatness demands attention. When he turns around to write on the board, the party spills out the back like a rock concert during recess. Test scores rise. Confidence grows. Respect is earned.

Even his sons, Luke and Hank, wear legacy mullets. They’re the Jedi Padawans of flow.

Some teachers use seating charts. Paul uses gravity and velocity — of his hair. One flick, and it’s time for long division. Another? Spelling test. You never know with that kind of power.

So here he is again — sharpened, seasoned, and slightly more wind-resistant — battling for the crown. America, it’s time to vote. Let’s make this teacher’s tale legendary.

Because when "School’s Out", the mullet takes over.