Kannon Ball wasn’t your average two-year-old. While most toddlers were working on stacking blocks or mastering the art of juice box puncture, Kannon was busy doing burnouts on his red plastic trike and yelling “I WANNA GO FAST!” like a pint-sized Ricky Bobby. Kannon turned to his mama one day and said, “I want a fast haircut.” Confused but curious, she asked, “You mean short? Like Daddy?” Kannon shook his head. “No. I want one like Ricky Bobby. Zoom hair.” She said, “You want... a mullet?” Kannon grinned. “Yes. A MUL-YET. So I go vroom.” A few days later Kannon’s dad took him to the barber shop. He emerged with a fresh toddler mullet. The front was crisp, the sides were faded, and the back? Flowin’ like a victory lap. From that day forward, he was no longer just Kannon. He was Shake ‘n Bake Baby.