I didn’t grow this mullet for fashion—I grew it for freedom.

Every strand in the back represents the fireworks of July 4th, every clean cut up front is for paying taxes begrudgingly. This isn’t just hair—this is a flag-waving, eagle-soaring, truck-revving, Constitution-breathing statement.

I wear this mullet not because it’s easy… but because it’s American.
Business in the front. Declaration of Independence in the back.
God bless this mess. 🇺🇸 This isn’t just a haircut. It’s a red, white, and blue battle cry. With every breeze, it gently recites the Constitution and then yells “’Murica!” just to make sure the neighbors heard. It’s not a style—it’s a Declaration of Independence. USA forever, baby.