The Alcatraz Escape was born on a foggy San Francisco morning when a gust of wind blew through the Golden Gate and whispered, “Let him be wild.” Inspired by the rebellious spirit of the city and the legendary prisoners who once dreamed of freedom from Alcatraz, this mullet made its daring break from conformity.

The front stayed sharp, like a lookout on the watchtower, but the back? That’s where the escape plan lived. No bars could hold it. No clippers could catch it. This mullet isn’t just a hairstyle - it’s a highsecurity breakout in progress.

Rumor has it the party-in-the-back rafted across the bay using Legos and fruit snacks.
Locals swear they’ve seen it speeding down Lombard Street, flapping heroically out the back of a tricycle helmet. Locked up? Never. Rocked out? Always.