From the day this American heartthrob was born, Gabe the Babe’s luscious locks have impressed the masses. Realizing what absolute gold his hair was, we decided to protect it and shoot for a magnificent mullet. Still, we had no idea what a legend The Kansas Krack Tickler was destined to become.

This midwestern Fabio is smart, goofy, sweet, salty, ornery, and we can’t forget flirty. He loves to wink making all of the ladies swoon. If he’s not swinging a bat, golf club, or racket, or launching a football, you’ll catch him on his scooter perusing the neighborhood with his golden tendrils flying over a foot behind him in the wind. You also might be lucky enough to catch him taking full advantage of his perfectly coiffed mane brushing his muscly shoulders as he takes off on his signature run. Watch out Baywatch. He’s a finger lickin’ fried chick'n and potatoes kind of guy and ranch dressing is his jam. He absolutely adores his older brothers and fondly refers to them as “my boys.” He’s a straight up vibe.

We love our Gabe and all of the glory of his Krack Ticklin’ mullet and we hope you will too and show him some love when it comes time to vote!