The Mullet-Wielding Ice Hockey Dynamo

At just 6 years old, Declan is already a legend on and off the ice. Known for his blazing speed, fierce slapshot, and his carefully curated mullet of mayhem, Declan’s been rocking business in the front and party in the back for three glorious years—ever since he was mistakenly told it came with a free lollipop. (He’s still waiting and, frankly, a little suspicious.)
Sweet as syrup unless he’s hangry, Declan can go from cuddly kitten to grumpy gremlin in under 30 seconds if snacks are delayed. He’s the only player who’s ever scored a goal, thrown a side-eye at the referee, and demanded applesauce—all in the same shift.
His signature hairstyle isn’t complete without double lightning bolts, which he never forgets to request at the barber shop. When he’s not tearing up the ice, Declan can be found head banging to his favorite genre: folk metal. That’s right—nothing gets him pumped like a medieval lute solo followed by a thunderous Viking scream.
Declan: sweet, savage, snack-dependent, and powered by folk metal and pure chaos since age 3