An archaic, yet fashion-forward proposal for managing a tiny manic already rockin the house down from inside the womb; even before his birth Cal’s mullet was dreamt up to be the most stylish built-in child leash.
Time revealed his buckwilderness should never be tamed. Nevertheless, the mullet exists out of necessity: announcing to the world “I’m taking care of business & partying overtime”, cuing DJs to play “ohohohhhoh it’s Mr. Steal yo girl” when he walks into a room & is majorly key in silently informing parents not to bother inviting this fam to boring play dates.