Brady

Balleto

Mullet Name:

The Choo Choo Chop

Location:

Brookfield,
Wisconsin
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Contestant Info:

My name is Brady, and I love mullets almost as much as I love trains. It is virtually impossible for me to engineer a scenario where I wouldn’t have grown a mullet. When I was born, my parents were at a crossroads…Do we stay on track and let our son become an icon? Or do we let our plans get derailed and let him live like the rest? The choice was easy…from then on, I was conducting business in the front and keeping it loose in the caboose. I’ve been train-ing for this moment my whole life, hauling this curly freight day in and day out, chugging along until I find the opportunity to become legendary. All aboard, full steam ahead, baby!

If your mullet could pack its bags and head anywhere, where’s the dream destination?
The Island of Sodor
What’s your go-to activity when you’re rockin’ the flow?
Shunting trucks in the trainyard.
What era was your mullet truly born for?
80s
If your mullet had a theme song, what artist & song describes your vibe?
“Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne
Picture this: Your mullet’s behind the wheel of your favorite ride, What’s it drivin’?
Baldwin 2-8-4 S3-class Berkshire Type Steam Locomotive

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