When I was 5 the life of the majestic mullet chose me to go forward and make it a thing of legends. Whether it’s flowing as I charge down the Basketball Court, under my helmet when I’m tackling kids for a lose on the gridiron, or when I’m pitching a shutout inning on the Baseball Field, all the fans are saying one thing “look at that mullet, it’s the perfect mullet.” Now it’s time to solidify that with the Mullet Championship belt. And I’ll be back next year to defend the title and every year after.