I grew up in sports and always had to have short hair. After school, I took to growing my hair but it always became hard to manage in the front and would result in scalp issues. Around the same time, I took to writing and singing country music, and it dawned on me. I can have the beautiful long hair AND not get gross in the front. After looking at styles that match my personality, I ended up with the classic flat-top sports mullet. It's uniformly in the front, and ferocity in the back truly encompasses the business/party equation that makes a mullet special.