Almost four years strong, Mitch's Hair has made waves, and he's around to stay. Mitch's Hair isn't a very original name, sure, but that's what his friends and coworkers call him, he named himself. Mitch's Hair is a separate being of Mitch. Mitch's Hair smokes cigarettes, always has an open PBR in hand, quick draw Pit Vipers at the ready, an unnecessarily large cuban link chain, and a retro windbreaker that he still isn't aware went out of style. Mitch only has some of those traits. Mitch goes to work while Mitch's Hair is at the bar. Mitch owns a red, t-top corvette, but Mitch's Hair drives it. Mitch signs his emails,
"Sincerely", while Mitch's Hair signs his emails, "Brother". Two separate entities joined that the follicles.