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I was wrangling my gators and sharks like any typical Florida farmer does and suddenly a big ominous cloud appeared over my beach ranch! The skies began to part and this loud thunderous rumbling started to become music. The music intensified and all of sudden Sweet Home Alabama began to play clear as day. I got frightened cause all my sharks and gators were squawkin and howling like mad! Then as I was trying to get them into the barn for safety a beam of hurricane sized water thrashed upon my body from the heavens! I thought I was dead as I sprawled out on that sandy soil. But as I gathered myself and got to my feet, I felt a new swaggering energy pulsing through my veins. Long locks of hair now flowed where there had been no such hair before. I can’t describe how amazing it felt! As I began to smile and walk towards to barn, the thundering roar of Skynyrd slowly faded and two figures appeared in the sky. Kenny Powers and Keith Stone, two men I hold in the highest regards spoke these words. Words I will never forget till the day I drink my last tall boy, “You will now be now known throughout the Southlands as PANHANDLE JUSTICE!” And just like that, a Mullet Champion was born m/
USA Mullet Champ proudly supports JAH4WW once again this year!
100% of the donations made during the 2024 competition will directly benefit JAH4WW, allowing them to continue their mission to “Serve Those Who Serve Us”.
Jared Allen’s Homes for Wounded Warriors is a nationwide 501(c)(3) organization committed to providing Veterans who were wounded in combat with an accessible, mortgage-free, injury-specific homes.
USA Mullet Champ proudly supports JAH4WW once again this year!
100% of the donations made during the 2024 competition will directly benefit JAH4WW, allowing them to continue their mission to “Serve Those Who Serve Us”.
Jared Allen’s Homes for Wounded Warriors is a nationwide 501(c)(3) organization committed to providing Veterans who were wounded in combat with an accessible, mortgage-free, injury-specific homes.