Last year I watched my kid ride the wave that is the USA Mullet Championships. He ended up taking third in the nation. My son is The Kammander. After the competition ended, he told me I should grow a mullet. I figured, “Why not?”, but in our family, there’s always some friendly competition going on, so I challenged him that my mullet will grow quickly and my curls will be nicer. We’re competing with each other, but we figured it’d be cool to see if we can get a father-son duo to the top this year. This mane may have only been established in October of 2023, but it’s packin’ heat and is a force to be reckoned with. Since Kamden’s mullet was already dubbed with a military style name, it was only right that I stick with the theme; introducing Lt. (bren)Dan.