PANHANDLE JUSTICE was born April 2, 2020 in Lower Alabama on the outskirts of a classified facility deep in the woods. The inspiration from 3 noble native Bama boys is what spawned this whirlwind Hairicane into existence. On this day, Curtis Mitchel and Nick Slade both asked me if I had ever had a mullet. I had always just shaved my head ever since my days in the US Marines cause it was a lot cheaper. But the missing piece, Lee Stanley, was also there and barked outloud he would give me a mullet if I brought those rusty sheers from my singlewide trailerhole residence the next day. That Friday I brought my sheers, Curtis fired up the facility truck’s Lincoln welder and Lee proceeded to plug in the sheers and trim away. Nick was heehawing in the distance as the christening of PANHANDLE JUSTICE was complete, using those side mirrors to clean up the fade lines.

Some people enjoy new hairstyles for the sake of something fresh. This Mullet was a gift from the South and its energy flows throughout my veins to this day! Not only does it help me lay down sick drum beats in my metal bands, OX 45 and Wax Offering, it also helps me sell truckloads of hot dogs from my Chicago Hotdog stand on the beach. So step aside and get ready for PANHANDLE JUSTICE to take you on a one-way ride to depths of Suplex City!!!