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Voting Round Closed
Frodo had the ring.
Thor had Mjolnir.
Arthur had Excalibur.
Luke had his father’s lightsaber.
And I myself, I have my mullet.
But unlike the previously listed protagonists before me, my mullet wasn’t given or bestowed upon me. Instead it was earned. You see, growing a mullet is a lot like building an aesthetic physique, it requires delicate care, diligence, meticulousness, precision, grit, and most of all, patience.
I’ve had my mullet since May 11, 2021 (yes, I recall the date because it is day worth celebrating) and will continue to rock it until the day I die.
- Alex
Jared Allen’s Homes For Wounded Warriors Is A Nonprofit Organization Dedicated To Providing Critically Injured United States Military Veterans With Injury-Specific, Accessible, And Mortgage-Free Homes. Your Donations Help Us To Build And Remodel These Homes, Enabling Us To Provide Much Needed Support And Assistance To Our Veterans. The Homes We Build And Remodel Are Designed To Meet The Unique Needs Of Each Individual Veteran, Ensuring That They Have A Safe And Comfortable Place To Live As They Recover From Their Injuries. Your Generosity Enables Us To Continue Our Important Work, And We Are Deeply Grateful For Your Support.
Jared Allen’s Homes For Wounded Warriors Is A Nonprofit Organization Dedicated To Providing Critically Injured United States Military Veterans With Injury-Specific, Accessible, And Mortgage-Free Homes. Your Donations Help Us To Build And Remodel These Homes, Enabling Us To Provide Much Needed Support And Assistance To Our Veterans. The Homes We Build And Remodel Are Designed To Meet The Unique Needs Of Each Individual Veteran, Ensuring That They Have A Safe And Comfortable Place To Live As They Recover From Their Injuries. Your Generosity Enables Us To Continue Our Important Work, And We Are Deeply Grateful For Your Support.
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