Mullets aren’t just a hairstyle in my family—they’re a way of life. My dad’s mullet flutters like a freedom flag in the wind, my grandma’s high school mullet once stopped traffic and my grandpa’s mullet was rumored to have mystical powers and was called the Silver Fox. I'm just doing my part to uphold the sacred hairline of my ancestors and carry the majestic mane torch into the next generation!